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JE - Sneaky Enough? - Pin

Title: Sneaky Enough?
Pairing: Yamashita Tomohisa / Akanishi Jin
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: Written for boobandboobs, theme was 'Stealth'. Ummm, idk. I love dumb Pin. ♥



Sneaky Enough?

Jin has had this plan for a long time.

  1. Steal Yamapi's keys.
  2. Hide all of Yamapi's clothes.
  3. Get Yamapi drunk.
  4. Have sex with Yamapi.

It seems like a really good plan (and he even has it written down on a big sheet of paper, with lots of hearts and illustrations, but unfortunately all his previous attempts have failed one way or another. Yamapi always keeps his keys on him. Yamapi always has a suitcase full of clothes with him. Yamapi refuses to get drunk ("Our groups has enough drunks already"). Yamapi doesn't even react, no matter how often Jin did his lip thing or his tongue thing or any other great seduction method he has ever though of.

And so Jin is frustrated. And annoyed. And really really desperate to get some.

One last try, he tells himself. One last try and then he's going to give up and move on. And to his utter joy, at least one thing has worked so far. He has managed to steal Yamapi's keys.

And now he's opening to front door as quietly as humanly possibly. Or rather, as quietly as possible fo Jin. Yamapi's apartment is dark and silent and when Jin stumbles over a pair of boots in the hallway, he knocks his knee against the edge of a chair and curses loudly. He creeps into Yamapi's bedroom and doesn't turn the lights on (if Yamapi is coming home, he'll see the lights from the street!) and opens Yamapi's drawers --- only to find all of Yamapi's clothes already gone?

Something is wrong, Jin thinks. Only he can't quite tell what it is.

"You are the unstealthiest person of the world in the whole wide world ... of worlds," a voice sounding suspiciously like Yamapi suddenly breaks the silence.

"Sljhdjkjasd," Jin squeaks and trips over his own feet, hitting the floor with a loud thud. When he finally scrambles up and turns the lights on, he finds Yamapi lounging on the bed naked ... with Jin's genius plan in his hands. "I -- uh. Where did you get that?"

"I thought I could help you with that," Yamapi says, ignoring Jin's question. He is also slurring his words. "I left my keys on the table for you to find, because you are sometimes dumb, but that's okay, and I like you anyway, so you really don't have to pretend to be smart. And I put all my clothes in the bathroom, that counts as 'hiding them', right? And then I had a six pack of beer by myself, and that was kind of boring, you know, and if I get suspended, I will have to move in with you and you have to feed me and buy me clothes and jewelry, ok?" Yamapi pauses. "Oh yeah, can we get to the sex now?"

Jin has never gotten undressed so quickly in his whole life.

*

Jin has had this plan for a long time.

And Yamapi might think he is smarter, but Jin went away to study for six months and met interesting people who taught him al kinds of interesting things.

'The best way to get what you want,' he had been told, 'Is to trick the other person into thinking it was all their idea.'

It especially applies to Yamapi, Jin thinks as he watches his best friend sleep peacefully next to him, his smooth skin reflecting the streetlights coming in through the window. Yamapi likes to win. Yamapi likes to feel smarter than Jin. Yamapi likes to do everything his way.

This has worked just the way Jin had wanted it to work.

*

Yamapi smiles to himself as he drifts into sleep. He finds Jin cute when Jin thinks he's smart. And leaving the plan on the kitchen table 'accidently' would have been a smart thing to do, if Jin hadn't also left the post-it note on the sheet of paper, that said, '(4. Be sure to trick Yamapi into thinking it was his idea)'.

Jin is cute when he tries to smart. He is also cute when he thinks he is being sneaky.

Yamapi hopes Jin comes up with more plans in the future.

Comments

*may or may not have shrieked with laughter loud enough to frighten people*

and he even has it written down on a big sheet of paper, with lots of hearts and illustrations

Ok, that? Pretty much killed me from the beginning. Imagining Jin with a huge piece of paper and I don't know, crayons or something, scribbling down his plan to sex up Yamapi is probably the most hilarious thing I'll imagine all day.

If I tried to quote everything that made me smile I'll be here all day, so I'll skip down to this -

'The best way to get what you want,' he had been told, 'Is to trick the other person into thinking it was all their idea.'

- which made me lol because smart Jin how often do you see that in fic? but then you followed with -

And leaving the plan on the kitchen table 'accidently' would have been a smart thing to do, if Jin hadn't also left the post-it note on the sheet of paper, that said, '(4. Be sure to trick Yamapi into thinking it was his idea)'.

*cue mad laughing* Your comedic timing is great. And a post-it, Jin writing himself a post-it to remind himself to be clever and then just failing, I love it. :D

*memories*
Eeee *glees* ♥

I can totally imagine Jin scribbling down stuff like that. Just like he always comes up with the DUMBEST equations. Ahahaha oh god I love Jin & his stupid ♥

Thanks so much!!!
Yamapi hopes Jin comes up with more plans in the future.

i second this statement LMFAO

this was so cute, i love ti ^.^ and i think i will add this to my memories as well, Pin is my favorite pairing, and i like the way you wrote this =]
Whee thank you ♥
I'm VERY glad you enjoyed it!!

Pin is my OTP as well ♥
OMG This was awesome!! *flails* I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! The humour of it will keep me smiling for the whole week! ^o^

Yamapi hopes Jin comes up with more plans in the future.
I shall third this statement *nods*

Thank you for such a wonderful fic!
Thank YOU for reading & enjoying it ♥ ♥ ♥
Jin is cute! lol... utter cuteness! <333
Inorite? I love him so!
Thanks for reading ♥
this is so awesome and they are both so stupid and so much love!
Thank youuuu, I'm glad you liked!
Pin is ♥
Jin is cute when he tries to smart. He is also cute when he thinks he is being sneaky.
hahahaha. or it could be that Jin is actually smart, and he left the post it note there accidentally on purpose. 8D

YOUR PIN IS SO WIN. .... er. *cracks up* I didn't mean for that to rhyme, but anyway. THIS IS AWESOME YO. &hearts
RHYMING MAKES IT TRUE!!1

Or something! I'm really glad you enjoyed :D :D
We'll never know WHO the smart one is ... or if there even is a smart one XDDD
hahahahas.

i knew there was a reason i love post-it-pads.
... because they lead to Pin sexing?
A+++ :D
He finds Jin cute when Jin thinks he's smart. And leaving the plan on the kitchen table 'accidently' would have been a smart thing to do, if Jin hadn't also left the post-it note on the sheet of paper, that said, '(4. Be sure to trick Yamapi into thinking it was his idea)'.
I laughed out loud. For real. I'm such a loser DDD:
No, no, that means you are a WINNER :D :D
Thanks ♥
LOL BAKANISHI! Pi's still smarter after half a year STUDYING!? this was SO funny&cute ^_^
Well, Pi does go to university XD
I have the feeling that BOTH of them are not particularly smart, though! XD Thanks for reading!
oh right.. i forgot Pi went to uni XD

wholeheartedly agree with your feeling about their mental abilities ^_^
HAHA I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT MY LOVE

I LOVE YOU MOAAAR ♥ ♥

Now let's get moving with MMM!!
ZOMFG THIS WAS CVJUKDBVSIKFBIUE ADORABLE AND I WAS GIGGLING SO MUCH AT JIN'S ATTEMPTS BECAUSE SERIOUSLY JIN IS SO MUCH CUTE AND I LOVE IT WHEN JIN GOES ALL SNEAKY TOO! :Dv
I am very glad you enjoyed it!!
DUMB SNEAKY JIN = ♥
AWWWWWWWWWWWW ZOMGZOMG
THAT'S SO CUTE.
YOU REALLY REALLY FREAKIN PWN ME. KYA~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE PIN SO MUCH. THAT IS SO DARN CUTE. OMGOMGOMG
eeee PIN FTW!! ♥
GLAD YOU LIKE!!
God that was so funny^^ I love bakanishi...
I can't believe I never commented on this. I LOVE YOUR PIN SO MUCH.

I also love how Jin put down two number 4's. XDDD Ohhh, Bakanishi. ILUSM. <333 *huggles*

In other news, LAJSFHLAJKS THIS FIC IS WIN.